A friend called me from London this morning.
Friend: Oh, my god, I heard on the BBC that there's a serial killer in Oak Beach! How far is that from your house?
Me: Uhm, about five miles.
F: Damn, and I was worried about you going to Mexico!
Me: Yes, you see, I'd be safer in Mexico!
F: Hmmm. Well, you don't really fit the killer's demographic.
Me: Because I'm not advertising on Craigslist?
F: Nah, because you're too old!
Three More Sets of Remains adds to LI Mystery.