Wednesday, April 6, 2011

If you want to worry about me . . .

A friend called me from London this morning.

Friend: Oh, my god, I heard on the BBC that there's a serial killer in Oak Beach! How far is that from your house?

Me: Uhm, about five miles.

F: Damn, and I was worried about you going to Mexico!

Me: Yes, you see, I'd be safer in Mexico!

F: Hmmm. Well, you don't really fit the killer's demographic.

Me: Because I'm not advertising on Craigslist?

F: Nah, because you're too old!

Three More Sets of Remains adds to LI Mystery.

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